Jokessss

Laughed my head off.. Thanks to my cousin.

It's about Malaysia's politicians.

I somehow find all these jokes about them are true!

Here are the best Malaysian Politician jokes. The Top six

If you havent already read these jokes, enjoy.

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1.

Pak Lah, Najib and Samy V were patrolling in a helicopter

Samy:'if I drop a thousand-note from here, the person that picks it up must be very happy'
Najib:'if I throw 2 five hundred-notes down, it will make 2 person happy'
Pak Lah:'if I drop 10 one hundred-note, there will be 10 happy person'
The pilot murmuring to himself:'why don't all of you just jump down from
here, that makes 26 million persons happy'

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2.
Samy V wish to enhance his reputation by publishing 1 series of stamps with his portraits.
1 month after the launch, Samy surveys about its sales.

Post Office Chief: 'not bad… but quite number of complains that the glue is not strong enough'
Samy: 'really…?' he spit at the back of the stamp and stick the stamp on
an envelope 'the glue is ok'
Post Office Chief: 'but… every one spits on the face of the stamp ….'

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3.
Midnight, Najib went for supper and bump into a robber: 'give me all your
money!!'
Najib was very angry: 'I am the honorable Deputy Prime Minister! Better
behave yourself'
Robber: ' well, then … return all my money'

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4.

One fine day, PM and parliament members were on the way to a meeting

where they all crashed into an accident and being rushed to the hospital.

The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head 'we have

done our best to rescue the PM but …'

Reporters: 'how about Najib?'

Doctor: 'we were unable to rescue him either …'

Reporters: 'who have you saved?'

The doctor was exicted: 'Malaysia is saved (has a hope) now'

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5.
Samy V visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients hurray for him
but there is one patient who ignored Samy

Samy:'why is he not welcoming my arrival?'
'he is normal (not insane) today' say the doctor

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6.

Samy V had an accident when he was on his way to a village for election
campaign. A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead. He
buried all the passengers (politicians).
Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer and asked where all
the politicians were, 'have they all died?'

Farmer: hmmm, Samy was screaming that he is still alive when I buried him….'
Police: why you buried him anyway?'
Farmer: 'because Samy never tells the truth.

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Very mean jokes.. But very true. Politicians will always be politician.

Politics? Heh...